Training for the Olympics is only for those select few athletes who have the dedication, persistence, drive, and desire to be the best in the world. Some of you may say you have these qualities, but alas, you’re sitting there reading this on your couch with potato chip crumbs on your shirt while your cat silently judges you from the litter box. You slowly put more chips in your mouth and yell at your fat cat, “You could never be an Olympian!!!” But he could… and here’s proof. Follow the path of these kitties all the way to the Olympics!!!
1. First, Kitty has to get his fat butt to dat gym.
2. Kitty has to beef up dat cardiovascular fitness.
3. Kitty gets dat gear to look like the Olympian he is.
4. Kitty needs dat stretch.
5. Kitty needs dat balance.
6. Kitty hits the weights to get dat muscle.
7. Kitty needs dat rest.
8. Kitty kills dat deadlift.
9. Kitty is not impressed with dat somersault.
10. Kitty does dat Tae-Kwon-Do!
11. Kitty gets dat bullseye.
12. Kitty rides dat wave!
13. Kitty gets on dat fence!
14. Kitty gets dat sweet hoop.
15. Kitty climbs dat hill.
16. Kitty… dat leg tho…
17. Kitty swims dat lap!
18. Kitty get dat Olympics Special.
19. Kitty is dat puck!
Congratulations, Kitties. Gold medal for you.