Natasha Lyonne, whom we know from the American Pie movies and Netflix’s Orange Is The New Black, has a much more extreme view than most other celebs of where she will go now that Donald Trump has won. She thinks she’ll go crazy and be put in a mental institution, or maybe she’ll just go straight to hell.
Reverend Al Sharpton
The Rev. Al Sharpton is a very vocal man with a lot to say (about many, many topics), so it’s no surprise he said he’ll be leaving the country since Donald Trump won. We’re sure a lot of people think that would be a good idea, but it still goes to show how strongly he feels.
Jon Stewart will be the first man to colonize a different planet since Donald Trump is going to become President. He believes that the entire Earth is in danger with the reality star in charge.
Chelsea Handler hates Donald Trump so much, she doesn’t mind publicly posting a naked picture of herself with an anti-Trump statement written on her back. She’s actually done that already. Now, she says she’ll move abroad under a Trump presidency.
Matt Damon will make his role in The Martian a work of non-fiction now that Donald is set to be President. It’s off to the red planet for the Oscar winning actor!
The View host, Whoopi Goldberg, thinks that American politicians have veered off-course and no longer talk about the things that are important to American citizens. She said she would be leaving the country if the Republican candidate wins, and he did, so bon voyage Whoopi!
Comedic actor, Eddie Griffin, is ready to move to Africa with the Donald as president. He thinks that since Trump is so openly hostile towards Mexicans, it’s just a matter of time before he reveals his real view on blacks.
Raven Symone not only said she would move to Canada if Donald Trump won, she also said she’s SUPER serious about it. How serious, you ask? She has already bought her plane ticket to the Great White North!
Comedian George Lopez thinks that since Donald Trump got elected, the illegal immigration problem will solve itself. He think that all the immigrants will just pack up and go back home.
Mad Men’s Elisabeth Moss has always wanted to live in Italy and she might just get the chance to do so now! Elisabeth is NOT a fan of Donald Trump and she said she’ll be moving to Italy should he win. Guess what happened, Elisabeth?!
Omari Hardwick, who stars in Power on the network, Starz, will actually pack his family up and move to Italy since Donald Trump won the general election. At least, that’s what he said a few months ago.
Chloe Sevigny will be taking up residence in Nova Scotia, Canada, if Donald Trump is the President of the United States. The fact that she knows exactly where she’s going is a good sign that Chloe is serious about her move. Which is good, since he won.
Neve Campbell grew up in Canada (Guelph, Ontario). She claimed that if Donald Trump beats Hillary Clinton and takes the Presidency, she will be living out the rest of her days there! Neve, the good news is that you’ll get to see all your childhood friends again!
Cher won’t be joining Matt Damon on Mars now that Trump has won… it’s just too close to the President-elect for her comfort. No, she’ll be crossing the asteroid belt and going into orbit around Jupiter.
Miley Cyrus is completely flabbergasted by the fact that Donald Trump won… and she’s very unhappy about it. Previously, she said she would move out of the country if he won… and she doubled-down on the statement by saying she doesn’t say things she doesn’t mean! So long, Miley!
Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson once played Donald Trump at golf, and he hasn’t been a fan since. He claims that Donald cheated during their game. He told Jimmy Kimmel that he’s going to move to South Africa if the Donald wins. Time to keep your word, Mr. Jackson!
There is NO love lost between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump. They’ve had a feud for several years and have traded insults on national television. Rosie is heading to the Great White North (Canada) now that Trump won… and he’s just fine with that.
Nobody ever thought that Lena Dunham was a fan of Donald Trump. And Donald made sure to tell all of America that he thinks Lena is a B-grade actress. Lena has promised to move to Canada if Trump wins. Now that the election is over… this is the best news EVER!
Armie Hammer is serious about leaving America since Trump won. He has a plan to move to the Caribbean and start a jet-ski rental business. Now there’s a man whose vote Trump definitely did not get!
We’re not sure if Lamb of God frontman, Randy Blythe, lost or gained fans by revealing his opinion of Donald Trump, but he’s promised to leave America until The Donald is no longer in the Oval Office.
Amber Rose has no love for Trump’s misogynistic views and is devastated now that he won the Presidency of the United States. Amber said she would leave the country with her young son. We’re not sure where she’s heading.
Barry Diller is not a fan of Donald Trump. He thinks that Donald is a “self-promoting huckster” who’s tapped into the nastiest part of society for support. He says he’ll be leaving should Donald Trump be elected. We’ll miss you, Barry!
Now that Donald Trump has won the Presidency of the United States, it’s time to hold comedienne Amy Schumer to her promise of moving to Spain if The Donald won. We’d lose respect for her if she went back on her word.
Barbra Streisand was very discouraged with the fact that Donald Trump is ignorant of many issues and promised to go to Australia or Canada. Looks like one of those two countries can look forward to many more wonderful concerts from the American singer!
Keegan Michael Key
Keegan Michael Key, of Key & Peele, said he would go to Canada if Donald Trump won. His reasoning? He’s from Detroit and Canada is 10 minutes away. Au revoir, Keegan!
American rapper Ne-Yo wanted to become Canadian rapper Ne-Yo if Donald Trump won. He even said he’d be neighbors with fellow rapper, Drake, if it happened. Looks like Drake can expect a new neighbor in the coming days.
Spike Lee had a very curious comment about what he would do if Donald Trump won the election… he said he’d move to the republic of Brooklyn, NY. We’re not sure if anyone in the US thinks Brooklyn is its own country… except for maybe the people in Brooklyn.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg cannot imagine what the country will be like now that Trump has won the Presidency. She said it’s time for all of us to move to New Zealand. We’re not sure if New Zealand is going to be too thrilled with that possibility.
British columnist Katie Hopkins said she’s going to move if Donald Trump wins… from Britain to America! Wait, what?!
Bryan Cranston of Breaking Bad promised that he would move to Canada if Donald Trump won. He PROMISED! Now that Donald has been declared victorious, we wonder which city Bryan will be moving to.