Kobe Bryant is totally clueless this girl is trying to get a good shot. It’s like he has something more important on his mind.
Come On Michelle
The girl in the back, her face is priceless. She’s like, “That’s not quite how you do that.”
Not sure what’s really going on in this picture. But, I’m pretty sure that’s not how the game is played.
She can totally see behind herself. Not sure what she’s looking for back there, but she should probably have her head in the competition.
Pretty sure runners are supposed to jump over the hurtle. This dude is seriously having a bad day.
Sitting On The Job
This isn’t the best way to skate. Normally, skaters earn points by staying on their feet and not going through a wall.
Get In There
LeBron James is digging in there pretty deep. It’s like he’s not aware that there are cameras on him…in public.
He’s so close he could kiss himself just like James Brown always said. This is an absolutely awesome shot.
I’m thinking hair flying around like that would hurt her performance. But, what can she do now? It’s not like she can stop the show to fix her hair.
Saved Just In Time
That kid was seconds away from getting two black eyes. It’s a good thing that guy was sitting beside him to save the day.
It seems to me that someone’s neck shouldn’t turn that far. But UFC fighting is ruthless. It’s a wonder more people don’t get their necks broke.
You Know That Hurts
That ball was traveling at over a hundred mph just before impact. If it didn’t break his jaw, that’s a miracle.
That’s Not Good
Of all the places a bull can gouge a person, that one would have to be the worst. Just ask anyone who has ever taken a horn in the butt.
Practicing For Star Wars
A lightsaber isn’t easy to handle. The First Lady is getting first hand knowledge of that. She needs more torque and chewing gum.
Gymnasts are phenomenal creatures. They can make their bodies do just about anything. This girl made her head disappear.
The layer of water covering him is totally wicked. He looks like a shiny alien coming up from the deep.
That’s not really how you play violin. But, no one ever said Michelle was a great musician.
Another One Getting In Deep
He seriously doesn’t know he’s on camera…at a game…that’s being televised. Now, he’s a viral sensation of a dirty habit.
That’s Gonna Hurt
He’s supposed to hold her up in the air. But instead, he smashed her face into the ground. They are not going to get good points for that.
Boxers can hit as hard as 1,800 psi or about a ton per square inch. This boxer is feeling every inch of that in his jaw.
Take Your Time
That’s some serious bending. Girls are using their head to make this trick happen. It looks like a coffee table ornament though.
She Lost Her Head
She is really into this movement. Her head went back so far that she kneed her own face.
Like He’s Sneezing
A ball to the face? That’s going to leave a mark. He probably has problems breathing now.
Gymnasts are born without bones. Either that or they have them removed when they start learning to run and flip. That’s why this girl is able to do this.
What An Experience
Being able to be there would be excitement enough. I’d like to see how this came out.
They Are Tied In Knots
That looks like a broken body getting twisted backward. It’s a wonder his arms and head don’t just snap.
This Is Weird
It looks like a huge mermaid with legs coming out of the water and her body coming out ahead. But, I think it’s two girls. That’s a more reasonable explanation.
Right In The Face
He’s supposed to kick the ball. That’s how soccer is played. But, that’s what you call sticking your head out for the play.
One second he’s going up to bat. The next second, he’s knocked out on the ground holding half a broken log. Why would he swing a bat that cheap?
It’s not cool to interfere with the players. But, it’s downright wrong when you slug one while he’s going for the ball.
It Just Looks Wrong
They both have their eye on the ball. But, this just doesn’t look right. It looks like someone is about to start singing soprano.
How Is That Possible
That’s a move that takes a lot of practice. It doesn’t look like it’s even physically possible.
Going For A Ride
When the bull wants you off, he’ll get you off of him. Flipping through the air, head over heels, thrown completely off the bull.
A Life Of Regret
When you see a bull coming straight at you, that’s when you realize you might have made some bad life decisions. Hopefully, he lived through it to change his ways.