Wrong No Matter What
That’s Got To Be A Record
A Little Ocean Humor
How Marriage Counseling Works
It’s Better Than The Alternative
Husbands all around the world know that it’s much better when their wives talk to them, than when they stop. A wife can literally get her husband to admit to things he never even thought of doing. When she gives him the cold shoulder, it gets Brr cold…Antarctic cold…dinosaurs dying in the middle of the ice age cold.
No Matter What
A good wife always needs things no matter where you are in your world. When she asks where you are, just get ready to pick something up for her to bring home. The sooner you get used to that, the better off you’ll be.
Groceries are tricky. If she’s good at it, why would you want to break something that isn’t broke? If you think you can save money by shopping better than her, you need your head checked. She’s a pro and knows things you’ll never know.
Dishes are the same way. You have the chipped China or the warped Tupperware for everyday use. Then, you have the great dinnerware that only comes out when the Queen of England is coming over. Of course, the hand towels are going to be special.
The Great Debate Lingers
There are so many things that are supposed to be a certain way. The toilet paper roll in the bathroom is a huge debate that can end friendships! The toilet seat is another one. But, not everything comes out of the bathroom. Doing dishes, taking out trash, folding laundry and yes, how you put things in the refrigerator are all tasks you have to relearn when you get married.